- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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