What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Nobody cares maddie!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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