So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

So a bar walks into a man...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why did you poop because you are a poop

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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