- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

ecks! why zee?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why didn't he finish his

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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