- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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