Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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you see theres this guy.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Anti Joke

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