- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I'm so punny.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The holocaust

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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