A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Antijokes...

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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