Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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