How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why didn't he finish his

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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