why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Anti Joke

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