- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

jd and zach loves vigina

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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