- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

poopy is poopy

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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