- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I love you

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

homosexual rights to marriage

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

lets bomb africa

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Indians

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