Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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PENIS

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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