How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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