Where does the Queen of England live? England.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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