- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What happened to my sunglasses?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

An Asian person drove home safely.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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