What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

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