- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Obama

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's long and black The unemployment line

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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