whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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well use a tissue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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