If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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