- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Whats 1+1? window!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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