How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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