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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why can't jokes spit?

How would you rule?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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