- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??