A young baby died.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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