Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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