- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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