why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I don't believe in giraffes.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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