Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A drunk guy walks into a car

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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