Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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