- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

ask me if im a door yes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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