- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

that wall over there ->

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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