- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

taking out the trash... at night

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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