- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

taking out the trash... at night

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