The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

sucks Syntax...

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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