What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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