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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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