Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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