Roses are red.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Caramel Boing.

autistic kids rock

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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