- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

poopy is poopy

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??