- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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