two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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sucks Syntax...

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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