- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

i wonder who made this website? a human

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

ask me if im a door yes

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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