- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

bite me

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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