Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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