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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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