- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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