- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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