- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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