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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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