A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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