- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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