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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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