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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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