- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Anti Jokes = Drained

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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