How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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hers a joke... japanese people

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