- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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