You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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