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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's 2+2? Fish

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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