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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Oh, right

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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