- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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