Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

rocky is here again.......................

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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