when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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