a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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