What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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