- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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