- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Please ignore this statement.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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