- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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