- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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