Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

your face

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

salad days!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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