Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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