- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

what are you mike bibby?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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