whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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