- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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